Nicest Kids in Town - Hairspray
[Corny]
Hey there, teenage Baltimore!
Don't change that channel!
Cause it's time
For the Corny Collins Show!
Brought to you by Ultra Clutch Hairspray!
Oh, every afternoon
When the clock strikes four
A crazy bunch of kids
Crash through that door, yeah
They throw off their coats
And leave the squares behind
And then the shake it, shake it, shake it
Like they're using losing their mind
You'll never see them frown
Cause their The Nicest Kids in Town
Oh, every afternoon
You turn you TV on
And we know you turn the sound up
When your parents are gone,yeah
Then you twist and shout
For your favorite star
And when you practice every step
Thats in you repertoire
You better come on down
And meet The Nicest Kids in Town
Nice white kids
Who like to lead the way
And once a month
We have our "Negro Day!"
And i'm the man who keeps
it spinnin round
Mr.Corny Collins
With the latest, greatest
Baltimore Sound!
So, every afternoon
Drop everything
Who needs to read and write
When you can dance and sing?
Forget about you algebra
and calculus
You can always do your homework
On the morning bus
Can't tell a verb from a noun
They're the Nicest Kids in Town
Roll Call!!
[Council Kids]
I'm Amber! Brad! Tammy! Fender!
Brenda! Sketch! Shelley!
IQ! Lou Ann! Joey! Mikey! Vicki!
Becky! Bix! Jesse! Darla!
Paulie! Noreen! Doreen!
And I'm . Link!
[Corny]
So, if ever night you're shaking
As you lie in bed
And the bass and drums
Are paunding in your head
Who cares about sleep
When you can snooze in school
They'll never get to college
But they'll sure look cool
Don't need a cap and gown
When you're
The Nicest Kids in Town
They're the nicest, nicest
They're the nicest, nicest
They're the sugar 'n' spicest
The Nicest Kids in.
[Corny & Kids]
Kids in Town!