I can't eat meat!!! Video

Whoretardedmango
Time3 min
Rating4.70/5
Views: 17710
Rated613
Here is my script that I followed. You can see what I changed and what I improved. :)
so i've been on a detox diet.
on this diet i've been eating fruits, vegistables and water only
for five days. No meat for ten days. It was awesome. I lost ten pounds
in ten days. And I felt fine.
So on the 11th day I decided to eat a steak dinner.
m.steak~~
I ate the steak and my stomach felt funny.
puke~~
so the next day i tried to eat chicken.
puke~
uh pork~
puke~
it's been five days now and i my body will not adjust to eating meat.
i love eating meat~
but i can't eat meat~
i'm a retarded vegetarian~
The retarded mango defines a retarded vegetarian as someone who wants to
eat meat but can't.
i can't eat meat~~ even if i want to~
help me~~
now that i think about it I haven't eaten a mango ever since i made this
channel.
everyone calls me mango~
if i eat a mango it's like cannibalism but for fruits~
i can't eat my own kind~
but if i eat the brothers and sisters of mangos aka fruits that's no
better~
so i'm stuck eating only vegistables~
like a rabbit~
someone help me~~
i want to eat meat again~~
tear~ (more)
Tags asian, balisong, butterfly, cannibal, knife, mango, meat, retarded, retardedmango, stereotype, vegan, vegestables, vegetarian




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