Sean Cullen on the July 24th episode of Last Comic Standing(Season 6 Episode 10). Here, he makes a song for all of the farmers out there who don't get the recognition they deserve.
Baby I love you. There ain't no doubt about that.
Baby I need you. Like the bubonic plague needs the rat.
And baby I want you, and I'm never gonna do you no harm. But baby you just gotta understand, you can't come between me and my farm.
Baby I love you. I want to tattoo your name on my arm.
Baby I need you. I want to tattoo your name on my farm.
And baby I love you, and I'm never gonna do you no harm. But baby, you just gotta understand, you can't come between me and my farm.
When I walk on my powerful legs and I go to the chicken coop and gather the eggs,
I'm gonna drive my plow. Ram it into the Earth.
I'm gonna show those chickens what a man is worth.
When the sun's setting, and my long day of farming is through,
I'm still out here milking, and I'm dreaming that I'm milking you.
And if I'm a farmer, and you are not this good farmer's wife,
then baby I've done jacksquat with this farmer's life.