Me and my little brother perform the hitcher's song from the mighty boosh.
(just incase you can't hear what he's sayin)-
Trapped in a box by a cockney nutjob
Have a cup of tea.have a cup of tea
Iím the hitcher
Let me put you in the picture
Creeping in your room in the dead of night
With me solo polo vision
(That right!)
Iím a cockney geezer.watch me bleed ya
I knew the ripper, when he was just a nipper
I taught him how to slice
I cut him up a treat
Pound your banana (two pound your pear)
Pound your banana (two pound your pear)
Pound your banana (two pound your pear)14 shillings for your melons.
oh yeah
Coming in strong like a freakshow nightmare
Dancing skeletons - white, blue and yella 'uns
Moving through the shadows with the speed of a cat
And if you cross us weíll cut ya
And you ainít gonna like that.
Iím bad juju
I use voodoo if I choose to
I harness the forces of evil to abuse you
With power, a polo, an evil magnet
Sucking up your soul
And you ain't gonna like that.