Beyonce - If I Were a Boy Parody (If I Were a Girl) Video

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WhoJenton
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A parody of If I Were a Boy, by Beyonce.or rather, BC Jean. :)
I decided to parody this song for two reason:
1) I really like this song (imitation is the finest form of flattery!)
and
2) I was pretty peeved after watching the video. The first three quarters of the video I was thinking, "oh this is nice. They're finally doing a video where the guy doesn't always look like the douchebag". But as luck would have it, the roles got reversed and the man in the vid became the typical jerkface.
Not all guys are like this! So this is my pointed response to Beyonce's male-trashing song.
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If I were a girl
Even just for a day
Would I be attracted to guys
Or would I be a girl who is gay?
Order a cosmo
And have somebody else pay
I'd be kind of a bitch
And blame it on PMS
So everyone would be nice to me

If I were a girl
I don't think I could understand
How I could love Bridget Jones
But turn my nose at, Spiderman
I'd make food for him
Cause I know how it hurts
When he cooks he always burns it
Microwaves and never turns it
And everything you had got destroyed

If I were a girl
I'd be such a flirt
And make the guys go crazy
With an offensively short skirt
I'd take way too long
To get ready for a date
Make him sit on the couch with flowers
And let him know I'm, worth the wait

If I were a girl
I don't think I could understand
How I could swear to love the smart guys
But go crazy for that macho man
I wouldn't use too much teeth
Cause I know how it hurts
And I'd turn off your xbox
Before you got to save
And everything you had got destroyed

It's a little too late, for you to come back
Say it's just a mistake
Think I'd forgive you like that
I almost killed the last boss
Then you turned it off

But you're just a girl
You don't understand
And I'm just a boy
Yea I don't understand
But that's what makes us so beautiful
Our imperfections visible
In spite of that were all still intact
If I was your mom
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