Airing Station - Fox
Airing Date - December 10, 2005
Episode - #1108
Michael McDonald - Dad
Frank Caeti - Adam
Nicole Parker - Hillary
Frank Caliendo - Uncle Wally
Jordan Peele - Ja Rule Jr
Keegan Michael Key - D.J. Close and Play
Daniele Gaither - Bostwana Jones
Nicole Randall Johnson - Felicia Felony
Arden Myrin - Mother
Crista Flanagan - Grandma
Singing Employees: "We hope during this season, that all your dreams come true. Happy Happy Holidays from Fuddermuckers to you."
Dad: Wonderful! Thank you so much. Wasn't that just great?
Adam: If by great, you mean gay!
Dad: Adam, I swear to God, if you ruin this happy family gathering, I will shove your gamebox down your throat!
Hillary: It's called an XBOX Dad!
Dad: You know what I mean!
Now you two shut your holes, while I go talk to these carolers and get them to come back and sing a song and we can resume being a happy family.
Uncle Wally: That's a cute top Hillary.
Hillary: I guess so Uncle Wally.
Dad: Excuse me. I was wondering if we could have another song at our table.
Singing Employee's: "We're sorry to say that our shift is through. So put your hands together for shift number two."
"Fa la la la Fuddermuckers. Fa la la la la la la la la la
What's with all you motha—WHAT?! Fa la la la la la la la la la
Hopes that all your Christmas wishes Fa la la la la la la la la la
Comes for all you pimps and bitches. Fa la la la la la la la la la"
Ja Rule Jr: WHAT?!
Dad: Well, uh. Thank you. That was uhh cultural.
Ja Rule Jr: We are the Fuddermuckers crew! Featuring my boy, D.J. Close and Play! Featuring my girl, Bostwana Jones! Featuring my girl, Felicia Felony!
Ja Rule Jr: And me, myself, I'm Ja Rule Jr. WHAT?!
Uncle Wally: Hey Hillary. Wanna come over to my house and watch, That's So Raven later?
Hillary: I don't think so Uncle Wally.
Dad: Is there something that you know, that's maybe a little lighter or festive?
Arden: Like, Hark the Herald?
Ja Rule Jr.:"Hark the Herald angel sing
Fill my stockings up with."
Ja Rule Jr.:"DVD's or bumpers, shop and play A techno-nano--"
Ja Rule Jr: "Gonna do a drive-by. Gonna get pain! A big booty bitch riding on my thang Smoke Blunt!"
Crew: "Drink Up!"
Ja Rule Jr: "That's fo' sure!"
Crew: "To celebrate my Christmas massacre!"
Ja Rule Jr: WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT!?
Ja Rule Jr: WHAT?!
Dad: You know, when are the white singers coming back?
Ja Rule Jr: Aight, check this y'all. They'll be back right after our shift. That's just in another 5 hours or so. Okay. Let's hit another song!
Hillary: Yeah yeah yeah yeah!
Dad: No, no. Thank you very much. I think it's time for us to go.
Ja Rule Jr: hat if we sang you a very very special song? Especially for your family!
Dad: Thank you very much, but we will decline.
Grandma: Then!! The man says he sing a song especially for us, so why don't you sit down or I swear to God. I'll heat up this spoon and scorch your sack!
Dad: You're lucky this is your last Christmas.
Ja Rule Jr: "Gifts are stacked with love and care beneath the Christmas tree, And here's a little song about this here family"
Ja Rule Jr:"Mom Just sits there like a little white cracker, Doesn't say much 'cause Dad might smack her! Jr. thinks rap music is cool Until he gets his ass shot after school!' Teenage girl! Mighty fine tail Can't touch that or I'll land in jail! Check out grandma with her saggin' bust Bitch so old she's fartin' dust!"
Crew:"Merry merry Christmas. Merry merry Christmas"
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