Chorus:
I can see Russia from my house
Got a flag pin on my blouse
I'm the commander of the Alaska National Guard
And if it wasn't for me all you folks in Tennessee
Would have paratroopers landing in your yard
In a bikini I'm still hot
I can kill a moose with just one shot
Vladimir Putin might scare you but he don't scare me
We'll revive the old cold war if that's what he's lookin' for
And it'll be good for the defense industry
I met Bono yesterday at the UN by the way
And some other guys whose names I can't recall
The one from Afghanistan said they still got the Taliban
It was my first visit there I had a ball
If you were gonna vote for Hillary then you ought to vote for me
Although we disagree on nearly everything
If you don't like John McCain,
You know, the old guy with the plane
If he has a heart attack then you'll have me
And
Chorus:
I was raised in the AG
Where the preacher prayed for me
That's why Jesus made me governor of the state
It was just a stepping stone I'll always call Wasilla home
I'm the kind of gal that liberals love to hate
Repeat Chorus & tag:
Russian paratroopers landin' in your yard
words and music by William O. Richardson © 2008 Unpublished Songs (SESAC)