My first video!
And sorry for making horrible comments on other videos. I thought I was mocking the spam comments. =(
But anyway, here it is, my first video.
A message to spammers: Your existence is meaningless. You are zombies created by Satan! Nobody messes with YouTube!
Listen up, Germans, I know you guys just don't get it, and I know it's a fake translation. I totally understand that, okay?
Update: 4,0 views! Woah, I'm gettin' famous!