Die Toten Hosen's video :)
here's my translation, but I'm neither English nor German so forgive me :P
edit: corrected by Vince246 and chrissamuri, thx :]
comment/send me any mistakes you see here. Jägermeister is a fawn/head of the hunt (chief hunter), but I thought I should leave it without translating. Enjoy :)
Die Toten Hosen - Zehn kleine Jägermeister (english translation)
One little Jägermeister didn't want to be alone,
So it invited nine Jägermeister on Christmas.
Ten little Jägermeister were smoking joints,
One go stunned, nine were left.
Nine little Jägermeister wanted something inherited,
So to have stuff to inherit, one had to die.
Eight little Jägermeister were driving fast gladly,
Seven drove to Düsseldorf, one drove to Köln.
[refrain]
One for all, all for one,
If someone passes away, who will cry?
The same thing happens to everyone, don't get angry!
Life's like this, you or me.
Seven little Jägermeister at a rendes vous,
Unexpectedly, the husband came to one of them.
Six little Jägermeister wanted to save cash on taxes,
One got caught, five could pay the rest.
Five little Jägermeister were being inspected,
The policeman did it too carefully, four were left.
[refrain]
One for all, all for one,
If someone passes away, who will cry?
The same thing happens to everyone, don't get angry!
Life's like this, you or me.
Everyone must go away eventually,
And even if your heart is broken
the world won't die,
so don't be angry, man!
Four little Jägermeister in the Bundeswehr (german army),
They made a drinking contest, there is no best one anymore.
Three little Jägermeister went to a restaurant,
There's been two steaks with beans, and one with mad cow disease.
Two little Jägermeister asked for refuge,
One has been accepted, the other was too many to accept.
[refrain x2]
One little Jägermeister didn't want to be alone,
So it invited nine new Jägermeister on Easter.