Yet another quarrel between Giovanni Rossi (Sandwich Guy) and Betty Suarez (Ugly Betty).
Taken from Episode 3 of Season 2: "Betty´s wait problem". Where there´s a lot of "quacking" and "woofing".
Script:
Betty: Daniel, it's Betty again. We got you your chair, but it's almost 7 o'clock, so you're just gonna have to meet us here. And i've got the lint roller, So i'll just go over you when you get here.
Gio: (chuckles) Man.
-What?
-You know, I think I know the reason why you don't write. You're too busy de-linting your boss' ass.
-See, no. I didn't say the "a" word. And my job doesn't just consist of silly little things like that. I have some very important responsibilities. Excuse me. What is that? That.The check isn't supposed to be that big. And we asked for it to be blue. How is that gonna look next to daniel's tiny pale head?
-(chuckles)
-Stop laughing at me. And not that it's any of your business, but i will get back to my writing.
-I'm sure you will.
-I will. I just don't have a lot of time right now, because i'm going through some huge family problems.
-Quack.
-Excuse me?
-Every time you make an excuse, i'm gonna quack.
-You. you have no right to quack.
-You don't know my life. My dad is stuck in mexico.
-Quack.
-No, seriously. And my sister's fiancé.
-Quack. Quack.
-Will you just let me finish?
-Quack. All excuses. The problem is you don't have a plan. You go through life.
-Woof!
-What the hell is that?
-Well, if you're gonna "quack", then i'm gonna "woof" every time you mention your stupid plan.
-Quack.
-No, quacking. That wasn't an excuse.
-Yeah, well, I changed the rules.
Quack! Quack!
Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof!
Woof! Quack! Quack! Quack!
-Your phone's ringing.
-Woof! Hello?